Why is my photo not on this Wine Bottle? “Fritz Wine” Helloooo?

Fritz WineOne of mom’s friends got her a present, mom loves wine and mom loves me. So how could this present be any more perfect? WITH MY PICTURE! It is, after all, “Fritz Wine”. Who would be able to resist this wine bottle with my handsome red-headed self on there? No-one, that’s who! Fritz Wine Company, if you use my picture, I expect a percentage of sales.

Anyways, mom has decided to only drink this wine on a special occasion. Such as when she earns her USDF Gold Medal with me. Or maybe her USDF Silver Medal, she hasn’t decided yet.

(She really likes wine – I will be amazed if she can hold out that long. Does anyone want to place a friendly bet on when this will end up getting opened?).